Funny Fatherhood Quotes To Laugh Out Loud

Happy father’s day to all the almighty fathers out there. This also includes all the fathers-to-be as well. Certainly, your trip to the ultrasound baby scan clinic was memorable and overwhelming. You must be getting your foot swept up, particularly because of the Father’s day spirit going everywhere around. 

Here we present some quotes that define these relationships even more. Some are funny, some are inspiring, some are sarcastic, but they all define one thing for sure- the bond between father and his children.

I gave my father $100 and said, Buy yourself something that will make your life easier. So he went out and bought a present for my mother. 

-Rita Rudner 

Indeed keeping the mothers happy is very crucial towards making fathers happy as well. This clearly shows that, even if it is father’s day, it is the mother’s time, all year long. 

I've been to war. I've raised twins. If I had a choice, I'd rather go to war. 

-George W. Bush 

The former US president finds war easier than daughters. You can't blame the man, handling twins is quite handful after all. It makes us wonder he finds presidency easier than parenting twins as well! 

I love my dad because even though he has Alzheimer’s, he remembers the important things. He can’t remember my name, but last week he told me exactly how much money I owe him. 

-Thyra Lees-Smith 

This funny line is a warning for those who assume their fathers to be their biological bankers. You better start keeping a tab on how much you owe him, in case you need to pay extra. 

Of all the titles I’ve been privileged to have, ‘Dad’ has always been the best.” 

-Ken Norton 

These lines tell us, exactly what matters ultimately and what titles we keep close to our hearts. 

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me. 

-Jim Valvano 

Sometimes encouragements work wonders for attaining any achievements. If you get this encouragement form your father, nothing possibly can hold you back. 

Anyone can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad, and that's why I call you dad because you are so special to me. You taught me the game and you taught me how to play it right. 

- Wade Boggs 

Whether you are a dad or a father or a papa, be sure to set a nice example for your children for now and for always. 

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong. 

- Charles Wadsworth 

While your ultrasound baby scan clinic visit made you realize how crucial your role is going to be, remember the roles your own father played for you. So, don't forget to call him and speak it all, that you are holding in your heart. 

With that, we bid our special father's quotes with one last very special set or words. We don't know who said these, but we know they are right in the truest sense. 

"A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way."